I got this from “The Best of Chico and Delamar’s The Morning Rush Top 10” 

1. You hear the words “you” and “me” much more often than the words “us” and “we”.
2. There are things you don’t want to continue but which you are afraid to end.
3. If you treat each question from her as a sign of suspicion, and she treats every answer from you as a lie.
4. When the word “unfair: pops into you head a little too often.
5. If you both need to be drunk to feel connected to one another.

Agree?